In developers we Trust. The rest we Test.

Badass people do not need introduction. They are awesome by default. They are passionate in their jobs. They know themselves. They respect others. They see potential. They see possibilities. They do not stick to sameness unless the sameness is also as badass as they are. They don't have impossible in their vocabulary. They won't be heros today, but they are Gods. With badass people, I don't have to dumb myself down. I can be myself. I can even be a better me. I feel human. Bad people are not characteristically bad. They are just morons. They are not even good at what they do. They fear even the slightest change. They are insecure. They hang on to legacy practices and technologies. They are slow as f.... It is sad to work these people. It is depressing. You can try and teach them new things or better things but they won't get it. In this case what does not kill you does not make you stronger. It just makes you crazy. Ass people are characteristically like th

There is a plethora of examples explaining about a Developer's life. It is time to show the QA in the same "light". I am a QA and only some of these are my experiences. Which ones can you relate to? This is what they think QA are like This is what we wish QA could be like My first day on the job - I am introduced. Product training for QA I am trying to find my way through SharePoint It has always been like this. It's not a bug, don't log a ticket for it, the existing QA tell me. (Or maybe they do not want to admit that they missed a big fucking bug.) This is how Devs are trained about the project. This is how QAs are trained about the project I finally get my build to test. It is 5:00 pm Friday I am not given access to anything, but I am expected to test Setting up Test Data Smoke Testing (it usually never detects the fire or smoke till we get to production and a customer reports it. But it sounds good.) Trying to