Test the pencil

(Not to be mistaken for the pencil test)
 If the requirement for a pencil was to write 10 pages, and during testing the pencil ended up writing 12 pages.
What should the testers do? Pass it or fail?
Should the testers PASS the pencil test because the result was better than expected?
Should the testers FAIL the pencil test because the result was not per spec?
May the testers ask for more specs regarding the weight and thickness of the overall pencil?
May the testers ask for more specs regarding the weight and thickness of the lead core?
Should the testers re-test the darkness of the writing?
Should the testers use other kinds of paper for executing re-testing?
What would you do as a tester?
Why should you do anything else besides testing and giving a pass or fail?



Possible defects – 

1. Longer pencil than mentioned in spec
2. Thinner lead core than mentioned in spec;

Possible concerns – 

1. More money is being spent on the pencil
2. Less return of investment may be the result.

A few opinions I collected over the years - 

1. Need more clarification and information
2. It is a FAIL because the company could be losing its return on investment.
3. It is a PASS because more the merrier
4. When the requirement was to test till 10 pages, the tester should have stopped testing at 10 pages. The extra testing is exhaustive testing. We should limit our tests to the resources we are provided only.

What would you suggest and do, if you faced such a situation?

QA in most companies is like Sex Ed in most schools

The movie Mean Girls has a sex Ed class scene in it. The gym coach gets a bunch of teenagers into a room and explains about sex like – “at this age you will have urges to touch each other. If you do you will get pregnant and die. Don’t have sex. Guys promise you won’t do it!!” at the end of the class the coach brings out a bunch of contraceptives and offers to the students to make it look like they are serious about the "education".


Companies have QA teams. The QA team is trained for a release as such - “at this time you will have urges to do boundary value analysis, top down testing. If you do it and find bugs, we do not have resources or permission to fix them. Guys just do testing and nothing more.” At the end of the project they throw in automated testing for regression tell themselves that they are serious about testing.


This is (fortunately) not true with all companies. But if you are dealing with a situation similar, laugh out loud and do your best. You are not alone. Do your best for your product and help your developers do a better job. But don't give up.

Now, I cant say the same to the sex Ed teachers.

Tool is only as good as the user

As a SDET, I believe that the automation tools wrongly called testing tools, can do no testing. It is a tool that does what I tell it to do. I can tell it to go through all the pages and it will. I can tell it to pass a failed test and it will pass. I can tell it to fail the whole application and it will fail. Once again, it is a tool that does what I tell it to do.



Kind of like this story - 
Once upon a time there was a King who owned a device that worked like a lie detector. The device had a pointer that would point to the left when a person wearing it lied, and to the right when the person spoke the truth. The king was very happy that he found a device that will help him in judging people rightfully. The minister was concerned though. He did not believe the device was of such great use. He also feared, if would cause harm in certain cases.

One day the cops brought in a farmer who killed his landlord.  The cops put the device ("lie detector") around the farmer's throat and asked him if had committed the crime. The farmer replied "No". The device pointed to the right, which meant the farmer was telling the truth. The cops released the farmer. But the village folk complained again that they had witnessed the crime.

So, this case went to the King and the minister, where the farmer was asked the same question and the device pointed to the right upon the farmers answer. The King tried the device on himself and lied while wearing it and the device pointed to the left. This got the King confused. The minister stepped in and asked the farmer if had 'indeed killed the landlord?'. To which the farmer replied, "Yes". The device pointed to the right again.

The farmer killed someone, but he did not consider it a crime. So, that explains why the machine reacted the way it did. The machine did its job.


Tools will always be tools. Tools are only as good as the user. To find answers, we have to ask the right questions. To find bugs, we have to ask the right questions. Too many questions or less questions are not the key here. The right question in the right context matters. Even when using Google search or queering data base tables, testing an application, it is our responsibility to choose the words / questions / tests wisely.

If testing was like sex

No wonder most Software out there is f...ed up and violated!!

According to Freud - the unconscious mind and the primary motivation for all things in life is sex. So, I am comparing software testing  behavior to making love during my leisure (bored out of mind) time. One more reason for doing this - both these subjects are kind of taboo even in the most open minded culture.

A first time virgin tester does their best, completes the job as their instincts tell them and from all the
documentation (videos) they had learnt from. But they know there is more to it than just completing the task.

In a stress free environment, the tester is enthusiastic and wants to give their best because the application deserves the best (in order to improve the product, make it bug free). So, they get the book that contains all the various techniques for completing the task. They learn and apply all that they learnt. During the process they understand there is no way in hell they can go through some techniques, due to lack of time or lack of more knowledge or it just does not make sense.

In a stressful environment, the tester does not dare to attempt more than what is expected. The job is complete and that is all that matters. They do not have the luxury of knowing the application more. Besides no on ever got fired for missing a bug.

In a perfect environment, the tester does not just jump in to finish the task. They get to know the application. The more they understand the application, the better they can plan their tests. They may be the one or they may not be the one. They wont know more till they explore.

A knowledgeable tester will realize it is the best thing to step down if they are not equipped to test the product.
An intelligent tester will train themselves to gain the knowledge necessary to test the product.
An average tester will just hang in there and look busy while doing their best.

A tester that takes the time to learn about the application and takes the time to explore it can come up with the best possible tests suitable for the particular application. Every application is unique with certain similarities. They may all look the same but they come from different places. Their needs are different. Their environments are different. They are made differently. They are made with sugar and spice and everything nice. (lol)

Do not assume your application is your female dog. Know your application accept it with all its flaws and respect it. Then custom design your tests. Never stop exploring. There is no stopping you now.