QA in most companies is like Sex Ed in most schools

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The movie Mean Girls has a sex Ed class scene in it. The gym coach gets a bunch of teenagers into a room and explains about sex like – “at this age you will have urges to touch each other. If you do you will get pregnant and die. Don’t have sex. Guys promise you won’t do it!!” at the end of the class the coach brings out a bunch of contraceptives and offers to the students to make it look like they are serious about the "education".


Companies have QA teams. The QA team is trained for a release as such - “at this time you will have urges to do boundary value analysis, top down testing. If you do it and find bugs, we do not have resources or permission to fix them. Guys just do testing and nothing more.” At the end of the project they throw in automated testing for regression tell themselves that they are serious about testing.


This is (fortunately) not true with all companies. But if you are dealing with a situation similar, laugh out loud and do your best. You are not alone. Do your best for your product and help your developers do a better job. But don't give up.

 Now, I cant say the same to the sex Ed teachers.

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